December 2010
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2010.
the year i turned 18. the year i lazed around for 7 months before i went to college. the year i worked for the first time (which really didnt seem like working, for me). the year i spent my whole months pay in just a day. the year i had a lot of drama. the year i drank and got drunk (just once okay). the year i went on roadtrips with my buddies. the year i acted very stupid, purely because i was...
How to make a rap song
ivaaishah:
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hrmakulin:
Step 1: Play this and this at around the same time.
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(via ayykris)
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FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER:
erikamorales:
6weeks:
eveyannah:
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem,...
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oh .. this is amazingg, i reblogged & i got 460 messages .
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fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He’s been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I’m also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
fmylife:
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I’d only closed my eyes for a minute, when a random guy woke me up to tell me that I’d been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Based on psychology study, a crush only lasts for...
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“Titanic” (1997)
“Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me… it brought me to you … You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you’ll survive. That you won’t give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise.”
—Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) to Rose (Kate Winslet)
“The Notebook” (2004)
“So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What’s it look like? If it’s with him, go. Go! I lost...
Ode to the Nice Guys
This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those...
Partners help each other undress before sex....
I'm scared you will get tired of me.
One day. One boy. One girl. One glance. One smile....
(via ivaaishah, krisdauz)
:)
You can always say sorry, but the real apology is...